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1.
Alright, call it a day If you got nothing more to say Yeah baby keep on crawlin’ back into your grave You’ve been diggin‘ by yourself And I have a feeling You might be mesmerized Obsessed by the prospect Of an afterlive Cause all your Friends are dead What a bad habit Now you’re just wasting time Wasting yours and wasting mine Just stay safe inside your shelter You never wanted to help us Now do you feel relief Or are you feeling grief? We were wrong and you were right How will you sleep tonight?
2.
In My Car 01:21
Sitting in my car, with my motor underneathe me Pedal to the metal kick the fucker straight through And it doesn’t even matter that you're standing here in front of me Cause the world is my oyster and I make the rules, when I’m In my car So you wanna cross the road? Well, let me just run you over I don’t have an appointance to make or anything I just don’t wanna slow down In my car I’M THE KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD
3.
Undead 02:00
I’m out on the street tonight Been ‘bout time I picked a fight Booze and ego fill my head Looking like the walking dead Tonight alive Tomorrow undead I just found some poor guy Gonna spit him in the eye Throw a punch while he’s surprised Downwards cause he’s not my size Tonight alive Tomorrow undead Ya! Seems like he was with a gang They followed me to get revenge Beat the shit out of me Too bad that I have no friends! Tomorrow undead Hurting my head In a few days I’ll be back again Booze fueled I’ll rise Feeling alive!
4.
White Trash 01:35
You‘re sucking up my air There’s no room in here Don’t wanna have this conversation Just shut up and give my beer I am white trash You always wanna talk Seems like it’s never enough I just wanna sit in our trailer And watch football and Nascar I am white trash Whistle through my teeth Or what’s left of `em Got no need for dreams Cause my ambition’s dead I am White Trash Satisfied white trash Dead ass white trash FUCK YOU CLAUS
5.
Come and join in on the fun Socialize with everyone! We’ll make ‘em scream and make ‘em run Cause we can do whatever we want Pick up the trash, clean up the mess Till there is no trace left (Yeah go down to junkyard) But that would take our fun away We have to spare some from our play Cause that’s what it’s all about To kill some time above all Hear this important message from me Don’t take human life too seriously (Yeah go down to junkyard)
6.
I’m always at the movies I can’t escape It’s putting my brain On mind erase I’m always at the movies And I can’t escape The inside of my brain Is in a sorry state But I’m not insane I know the plot This government scheme Is to put tiny screens Inside our eyelids And I’ve already been caught I can’t escape This matinee Inside my head I’m always at the movies And there are ads Can’t turn ‘em off Better off dead Yeah, I’m going insane Cause I can see See the future For you and me On the tiny little screen Inside our Eyelids On the tiny little screens On the inside of our eyelids
7.
Dilly Dilly 02:10
Fat white man in a fat white world Gone shopping with his fat white girl Flipflops, sandals and all that shit And a big stupid hat for his fat white head Nothing better to do, we live in the mall Nowhere to go, the world is too small? Consume all you can, you human pig Gonna explode from the next sandwich Dilly Dilly We’re all living in a human zoo Doing what our keepers tell us to do We’re all living in a human zoo Eating and doing what they tell us to Dilly Dilly
8.
Scandinavian Racing Trucks Destroy Your Face The wheels of Thors thunder are breaking your skull
9.
The Village 02:51
Tonight I wanna pillage a village Will you join me? Tonight I’ll pay a visit To find out what I’d been missing The passing of the guy next doors And a whole lot of backstabbing You see me walking on the streets I see your curtains moving Got something to whisper about In your soothing seclution Cause there’s nothing better to do There’s nothing better to do Digging up bodies in the backyard And everybody has a backyard Everything’s always the same Cause old habits die hard Puke out another generation Drinking beer is a form of liberation Puke out another generation Drinking beer is your form of liberation Will you join me? Tonight I wanna pillage a village Will you join me? Or will you stay in the Village? Will you die in the village?
10.
Hobocop 03:23
I’ve got a brand new toy Somebody threw it away A piece of trash on the streets It’s just the same as me Cocked and loaded And ready to go I’ll have it my way The Only way I know As I roll into the city Got all your asses in sight Not gonna be a safe passage Gonna have a party tonight! They all called me crazy And I guess they were right Not human trash gone mental Been mental this whole time Shoot up, shoot up Shoot your brains out And I just execute my right To liberate your mind By putting semi-automatic freedom Right between your eyes
11.
I’m gonna break your neck like a motherfucking toothpick Cut you open, turn you inside out Turn your arms into a new set of drumsticks Now you’re useful and your mother is proud Breakfast is healthy And I’m self aware So I Gotta stay healthy Better say your last prayer Cereal Killer And I’m coming for you!
12.
Die Hard 02:32
Attention I’ve got some important news Time’s working against us I’m afraid We haven’t got much of it left The era of the human species is coming to an end And in fact, this whole world is too Have you heard the news? The sun will implode and swallow us whole The icecaps will melt and flood the world And mars ain’t ready for us No planet is When meteors crash into earth We’ll know Bruce Willis has failed us Have you heard the news? God has tied our noose When we drop off the map Who’s left to give a fuck? Just try to comprehend There are so many ways your life could end!

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First Record of five face-shredding, limb-tearing, brain-melting Idiots from Jena. Recorded at Krachlabor Weimar.
Chris - Vocals
Christoph - Guitar and Vocals
Ralle - Guitar
Beanieman - Bass
Bürschte - Drums

Big Thanks to Rachel of Bambi Shoots Back for lending her Voice on "Scandinavian Racing Trucks".
Cover Photo by Johanna Bloethner.

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released March 22, 2023

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The Walking Talking Stephen Hawking Jena, Germany

A Five-headed Beast from Paradies City, Jena, Solar System...But what good are five heads, when all of them are Idiots?

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